Monday, October 25, 2010

Halloween

Listen to this song about Halloween by Stephen Lynch, even though I don't think he likes Halloween (and especially children) very much:



And now, complete the gaps:

Thinking of all the cool creatures that I will meet ..............
Ghosts and goblins and .............. roaming the streets in moonlight
Bowls of candy and ..............., delicious and waiting in store
The sound of cute little ................... as they approach my front door

Letting the children inside to drink ...............
Razor blades hidden in three musketeers
Screams from the .............. of kids begging to be set free
That's what Halloween means to me

Tightening the clamps that are holding their little heads so .............
Putting my lips to their ears as I whisper ............. don't fight
I promise I'll let you go home if you ............. not to tell a soul
Well I'll just untie these I'm kidding now where is my hacksaw? Let's rock and roll

A pinch of your brother a .............. of you
With the ................ of Carson would make a good stew
I'd give you a taste but your tongue's in the stew; ..............
That's what Halloween means to me

Trick-or-treat, smell my feet
Give me .............. good to eat
Trick-or-treat, smell my feet
Give me .............. good to eat